interesting dota clan nicks

hehe, its quite interesting to decipher my dota clan nicks.......

Clan name: i.have.no.clan (IHNC)
members:
i.have.no.life - me (cause i dun not haf a life n 沉迷于 mass dota everynite regardless of school term or holidays.)
i.have.no.god - nic (hahaha this one easy to decipher cause he's a free thinker)
i.have.no.sleep - matt (cause matt realli doesn't sleep when he's veri into projects or games)
i.have.no.balls - jeffery (hahaha contrary to his nick, he's realli e most pro dota player i realli respect)
i.have.no.guts - weijie (weijie is another choingster who makes his opponents haf no guts haha i remed ys said tt to him when they were on different teams)
i.have.no.cash - minjie (cause his bank account is damn full n he's i.have.alotof.credit.)
i.have.no.micro - xianzhi (ok xz's micro needs improving also :P)
i.have.no.skill - weixiang (hahaha this one veri direct liao)
i.have.no.sex - danny (this one's veri interesting hahaha obviously its not veri true la)
i.have.no.hair - merv (hahaha i guess this is because merv doesn't haf much hair? :S)
i.have.no.frens - ys (cause he tends to fly aeroplane n 重色轻友）
i.have.no.gal(haven't join yet cause he's in china) - jiahao (cause he has no gf haha)
i.have.no.clan - yuanli (cause when he thought of that he didn't noe its e clan name haha)

lol, anyone wans to jio a clan match? 5 v 5 =p i will say we r not bad hahaha probabilty of winning X 100 times when no.balls is playing.